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questions like "why?" and "how?" are always on the tip of my tongue,
and it seems that you never really answer them for me.
instead, you continually answer the question that you know i meant to ask,
the question my heart has always been asking...
"who are you, God?"

Appreciate the Process

[DISCLAIMER: this dialogue is loosely inspired by actual conversation possibly overheard or participated in at my job. the names have been changed to protect the ridiculous.]

MANAGER JIM: [to the staff] "There is a process in place for changing the
process, but it's currently being changed."

LACKEY #165643: [raising hand] "I'm sorry, what was that?"

MANAGER JIM: "That should have been clear. The process change process
is being changed."